burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

burgrs spork
officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

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i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load
ayyyebrows officialnycfangirl

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

nickelode0n beyoncescock
softwaring imawalkingtravestyy
darkenedrainbow imawalkingtravestyy
born-t0-lose:

Neck Deep - A Part Of Me 
born-t0-lose the-deathof-me
sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret
argynw sextnoise
sparkour loveslucas
beenwandering the-socially-awkward-writer

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